• Movie. Any Given Sunday. If Steamin' Willie Beamon was traded to Cleveland... how would his nickname be different? 7:00, FX.
• NBA. 2007 All-Star Game. Shaq has shoes that are also a slot machine. And that's less ridiculous than Craig Sager's jacket. 8:30, TNT.
• Figure Skating. Four Continents Championships. What, you couldn't go for all seven categories? Pussies. 8:00, ESPN.