• Devil Rays infielder Ty Wigginton delivered his wife's baby in their bedroom closet. Hey, why was she in the closet? [The Feed]
• Major League Baseball tried to sneak a few rule changes by you. [Stan Musial's Stance]
• Joey Porter demands that Billy Bob Thornton tell him about Halle Berry's tits. (link fixed, sorry) [The 700 Level]
• Pacman Jones' unrealistic expectations for rain-making. [Leave the Man Alone]
• A vendetta is declared against a CBS SportsLine columnist. You hate to see that. [I Dislike Your Favorite Team]
• A pretty confident prediction of an early tournament exit for the Ohio State Buckeyes. [Just Call Me Juice Sports Blog]
• New Braves reliever Rafael Soriano would rather you kept it to yourself. [UmpBump]
• Hey, Ben Roethlisberger has a new house. Lucky neighbors. [Mondesi's House]
• How one guy would set about fixing the Chicago Cubs. [If I Ran...]
• If Latrell Sprewell's children aren't being fed properly, he probably won't have any way of knowing it. [WBRS Sports Blog]