Finally an answer to the question: Does Armen Keteyian like to play beer pong in the basement? Yes: Yes, he does.

Speaking of Keteyian, we were flitting around on his Wikipedia page. We've always considered Keteyian a solid journalist, but we were disappointed to learn he ghostwrote George Lopez's autobiography. We hope you got paid a lot for that, Armen.

Armen Keteyian [Wikipedia]