• College Basketball: NIT Selection Show. I am very sorry to tell you that I'll be watching. 9:00, ESPNU.
• NBA: Mavericks @ Lakers. With Kobe's proclivity for elbowing white people, Dirk should probably watch his back. 9:00, ESPN.
• Movie: Dodgeball: A True Underdog Story. Perhaps Patches O'Houlihan can cheer up the teams left on the bubble. 8:00, FX.