What to watch as your ice sculpture goes horribly wrong ...
• Arena football: Los Angeles at Orlando. Because what's football without giant fishing nets and scoring on every possession? [ESPN2]
• College women's basketball: NCAA Tournament Selection Show, at Bristol, Conn. Is Berman working this? Look out, ladies. [ESPN]
• NHL: Washington at Atlanta. I had better not miss a single minute of IFSA Strongman. [Versus]