What to watch while taking a break from searching for your false teeth ...
• NHL: Sabres at Penguins. Hey, give back those restroom fixtures! We're not moving! [Versus]
• NBA: Trail Blazers at Nuggets. Do they serve Coke in the Pepsi Center? [Altitude]
• College basketball: Florida A&M vs. Niagara at Dayton. One team's NCAA Tournament experience is going to be very, very short. [ESPN]