We hesitate to do this, because we know he loves this sort of thing, but hey: Today we just can't resist.
The site is Deadspin. (Specifically, that hot photo of Pete Rose from yesterday.) The locale is Columbus, site of regional action today. And the bald head belongs to everybody's favorite hate mailer, Gregg Doyel. Overheard: "I gotta read Deadspin, even if they do crap on me all the time."
We will not be using this quote on our CV.