Donald Trump's hair is back in the news, this time putting its very existence on the line in some sort of bet with not-crazy-in-the-least WWE frontman Vince McMahon. It's actually a pretty boring proposition; if McMahon's chosen wrestler wins the match, The Donald must shave his head. If Trump's goon wins, well, that's not clear ... look, we didn't read the whole story. But we think the bet should be that If McMahon loses, all of his wrestlers should have to wear Trump's hair for a month.
We ceased being interested in Donald Trump proper some time ago ... we now only follow the exploits of his hair, which we're sure at this point operates totally independently of its host. Godspeed, Trump's hair. A nation is pulling for you.