Say what you will about Australian Rules Football — and we know you have much to say! — but you can't say they don't know how to appropriately trash talk.

WEST COAST EAGLE Adam Selwood is expected to tell the AFL tribunal tonight he was punched by Des Headland before any words were exchanged, as he defends a charge he taunted the Fremantle player with sexually explicit remarks about his six-year-old daughter.

Selwood is expected to concede that, after Headland hit him, he motioned to the tattoo the Dockers forward has of his daughter Madison on his left arm, but will deny knowing it was a picture of the six-year-old or that he made the comments attributed to him by Headland. Instead, it is believed Selwood will say he had recently had sex with a woman who held a similarity to the tattoo. This differs from Headland's complaint, which alleges Selwood motioned to the tattoo and said: "I fucked her last night."

Charming! You know what we have to say about that:

We don't know what it means, but we're saying it!

He Hit Me First, Says Selwood [The Australian]