• 8:00, ESPN. MLB. Detroit Tigers @ Minnesota Twins. A guy named Boof should have a giant red afro, or a curly mustache or something.
• 8:00, Comedy Central. Movie. Bad Santa. Underrated in my view, but cursing at children makes me laugh. Don't judge me.
• 9:30, TNT. NBA Playoffs. Utah Jazz @ Golden State Warriors. A little less exciting now, with the knowledge that no highlight will top this.