• Apparently you have to be careful with your Ben Gay. [ESPN]
• ESPN really loves themselves some Patriots. [The Big Lead]
• More fun with Julian Tavarez. [The Smittblog]
• The umpires in baseball might be out of control again. [Out Of Right Field]
• Well, somebody's into the MLS, anyway. [Information Leaf Blower]
• That case ESPN featured a while back has some new developments. [Fox News]

Oh, and on August 31, Miami is hosting its own Deadspin Pants Party at the Marlins-Phillies game. There's no reason Deadspin readers shouldn't make up half the attendance.