• 8:00, TNT. Movie. Remember the Titans. If you want to play football on this team, you will answer me when I ask you who's your daddy. Who's your daddy, Gary? Who's your daddy?
• 7:00, ESPN. College Baseball. NCAA World Series, Game 4: Cal State Fullerton vs. Oregon State. The Beavers are going to be exposed.
• 7:00, NFL Network. High School Football. Big 33 Classic. Ohio vs. Pennsylvania. What, too scared to take on West Fuckin' Virginia?