This comprehensive — and impressive — breakdown of Deadspin links offers us the unique opportunity to watch someone statistically analyze of the work we do when we're still trying to wake up in the morning. (Your job should provide such good fortune.) We pretty much agree with everything here, though we're not sure why offering up links for free beer is supposed to be a bad thing. (So it's known, that's never happened. YET!) [Stop Mike Lupica]