β€’ 7 p.m. β€” Arena Football Playoffs: Philadelphia Soul at Georgia Force. You can't force soul on people. It has to come naturally. [ESPN2]
β€’ 8 p.m. β€” MLB: Atlanta Braves at San Diego Padres. Greg Maddux pitching against his former team, making for a riveting storyline three years ago. [ESPN]
β€’ 8 p.m. β€” Movie: There's Something About Mary. It's not a stretch to assert this was Chris Elliott's most cultured role ever. [AMC]