Tomorrow is the last day to bid on official ESPN items to benefit The V Foundation, which helps cancer research and the ability to recruit in a somewhat shady manner. Most of the items are rather dull. An ESPN employee banner signed by Trey Wingo and Jeremy Schapp! A signed Bill Callahan Nebraska jersey! A signed picture of Len Dawson!
This seems like a dramatically missed opportunity. The Smittblog has a few more useful suggestions for what fans would really want to bid on.
• See How Long Can You Spend With Skip Bayless Before Punching Him In The Throat.
• Get A Tour of Willy Wonka's Chocolate Factory From Quint Kessenich.
• Watch The Monday Night Opener With Joe Theismann.
That last one sounds really, really fun.