What to watch following a long afternoon of cleaning up after Brett Favre
• Major League Lacrosse: Philadelphia at New Jersey. Don't deny it; you know you are ALL OVER THIS. [ESPN2]
• Soccer: MLS, Houston at Chicago. Our nipples explode with delight. [ESPN2]
• Women's softball: World Cup, round robin, USA vs. Venezuela, at Oklahoma City. Oh yes, more South American ass to kick! [ESPN]
And hey, baseball's back!