What if Mel Gibson had been a soccer fan instead of, you know, nuts? He might have made a movie that went a little something like this.

And yes, it would have been in Spanish. From a reader:

I don't know if anyone has sent this in yet, but Spanish soccer team Getafe are doing an advertising campaign where Jesus pledges his allegiance to the club.

I would have figured Christ to be a Chelsea man. Hmm.