OK, that's it for me, peeps. Many thanks to Will for letting me spin the ol' hamster wheel with you this weekend. It sure is a lot of fun when you get that little son of a bitch going. (His legs are so short!)

I'm going to kick back and celebrate my first Deadspin weekend with some Schezuan chicken and some FIFA under-20 soccer. Argentina and Mexico start it up here in less than twenty minutes I can't read military time. (5:45 7:45 p.m. EST.) Should be good...

Or ridiculously boring. It is soccer after all. Lates.