What to watch as you wish that Michael would row that damn boat ashore already ...
• MLB: San Francisco at Chicago Cubs. Why not meet at Cubby Bear and watch the game on TV? [ESPN]
• Women's softball: World Cup, championship game, at Okla. City. Why is Oklahoma City our softball headquarters? [ESPN2]
• Poker: World Series of Poker. The guy with the mustache and sunglasses is all in. [ESPN2]