What to watch as you celebrate Rick Ankiel's 28th birthday ...
• Cycling: Tour de France, stage 11, Marseille to Montpellier, France. Only the Triplets of Bellville can save us now. [Versus]
• Major League Quidditch Lacrosse: Rochester at Boston. [ESPN2]
• Soccer: MLS All-Stars vs. Chelsea, at Denver. I will watch only if Chelsea brought their hooligans. [ESPN2]