To help celebrate Bobby Cox's record 132nd career ejection (he was tossed again on Wednesday), Sons of Sam Malone compiled the Top 5 Manager Ejections of recent years. It is a fine list, a noble list, and makes me want to crawl on all fours and pretend to lob a grenade. 'But hey,' you may be saying to yourself. 'What about when umpires go batshit crazy?' Yeah, that happens too. So I cobbled together five of those highlights as well. Pay close attention to No. 4, as the first base umpire appears to fire his gum at San Diego's Michael Barrett for no apparent reason.

In Honor Of Bobby [Sons Of Sam Malone]