Cricket is a man's sport. You don't tend the wickets without paying the price, as Engalnd's Dave Morrison shows here in that bastion of journalism integrity and excellence, The Sun. Actually I know nothing of cricket, or the British health care system, but one thing I do know: Dave gives the best erotic shadow puppet performances in all of North Yorks.

Dave Shows Off Crocked Fingers [The Sun, via SportsbyBrooks]