I'll be honest; I'm struggling to keep up with all of this hot football action. It just keeps coming and coming. No wonder Will called in the entire KSK crew to tackle it last weekend. I mean, where the fuck is Tas? Anyway, here's a quick look at the four o'clock schedule.

Seattle at Arizona, FOX
In ten career meetings, Shaun Alexander has 962 rush yards and 15 TDs. Now let's see if he can do it with that cast/brace contraption on his wrist.

Dallas at Miami, FOX
Trent Green plays awesome when he's stoned.

Minnesota at Detroit, FOX
"If you believe, you will receive whatever you ask for in prayer."
— Purple Jesus 9:16


Oakland at Denver, CBS
Mike Shanahan owns the Raiders, with a 19-5 record against his former club. In fact, if the Broncos win today Shanahan will join the Redskins Joe Gibbs as the only two active coaches with at least 20 regular-season wins against one opponent. So, yeah. There you go.

Kansas City at Chicago, CBS
Thanks to astute reader, Jared, I know that Toronto Argonauts' QB Michael Bishop went 11-for-34, 125 yards, with two picks, four sacks and two fumbles last night. So there you go, Sexy Rexy — try and out shit that performance.

New York Jets at Baltimore, CBS
A flipped quarter tells me the Ravens win this in a landslide.

Again, enjoy the games, Interweb peers.