What to watch as Aunt Bee makes you eat her pickles ...
• College football: Texas A&M at Miami (Fla.). What's the Miami fight song again? [ESPN]
• Soccer: MLS, Chicago at Dallas. You heard the ESPN chat, now witness the excitement of a 1-0 game. [ESPN2]
• Golf: Nationwide Tour, Albertsons Boise Open, first round. Aren't Albertsons markets closing all over the nation? [The Golf Channel]