On a lazy Friday afternoon, we present to you, apropos of nothing, a montage of Jimmy Johnson looking ridiculous.

We actually like Johnson, mainly because he has the feel of a guy that escaped the world of coaching right about the time it became a grueling exercise in destroying one's own life. Johnson couldn't seem more different than Eric Mangini; we can't imagine him staying up later than 11 p.m. watching game film if he tried. If we had won a few Super Bowls, we'd do the exact same thing: Spend our life floating around on a boat, getting a tan and collecting checks from FOX for putting up with Howie Long. There are worse gigs.

Hair Crimes Starring Jimmy Johnson [extrapolater]