What you missed while being pantsed by an ape ...
ā€¢ MLB: Phillies decide against a frontal assault, decide to sneak up on NL wild-card berth from the rear.
ā€¢ NFL: Brian Griese takes the reigns as Bears' starting quarterback, and this time he shall not fail!*
ā€¢ Soccer: Hey look, European soccer scores!

* = May possibly fail.