• Brett Favre may end up with more TDs, but Dan Marino was still better. [Epic Carnival]
• John Buccigross forgets that ESPN doesn't care about hockey. [Orland Kurtenblog]
• Jets fans, as a collective, have gotten over the Patriots' videotaping. Exception: the guy suing the Patriots for $184M. [Lion in Oil]
• Rafael Betancourt ... [ wait 10 seconds] ... should be remembered ... [pause indefinitely] ... as a cheater [arbitrarily dragging it on]. [Royals Review]
• What's the Red Sox Nation equivalent of not voting and moving to Canada? [The Smittblog]
• A sad, scary death in the world of sumo wrestling. [With Malice]
• Nick Mangold is a Halo fan. Now if only Chad Pennington could respawn equally easily. [The Jets Blog]
• Rick Ankiel vs. Floyd Landis? Why, that'd be a good fight. [Chicago Bull]
• Danny Ferry still has work left to do. [Slam Dunk Central]
• Hey Gator fans, burn up your dead relatives and leave them on your favorite football stadium! [Fanblogs]