What you missed while battling the evil that is diaper rash ...
• MLB: Gonna fly nooooowwwwww, flying high noooooowwwwww ...
• NFL: Osi Umenyiora makes sure that Philly euphoria doesn't extend to football; Giants 16, Eagles 3.
• Soccer: Germans prevail in Women's World Cup, just like they did at Pearl Harbor. (Forget it, he's rolling).