What you missed after accidentally swallowing your Bluetooth ...
• MLB: It's the Holliday season ... If one of the Padres can find out where Matt Holliday lives, he can still drive over there with a ball and tag him. Then it's welcome to the 14th inning, folks! Colorado 9, San Diego 8, 13 innings.
• NFL: Can no one stop the Mike Vrabel offensive onslaught? Patriots 34, Bengals 13.
• Tennis: Because of the time difference this actually hasn't happened yet, but Venus Williams will beat Jill Craybas 6-3 6-1 in the first round of the Japan Open.