Tonight, we will find out if Mark Cuban's blistering turn on the "carpet" of "Dancing With The Stars" last night will allow him to gallivant another week. Our fingers are crossed.

According to people who watch this stuff, it might come down to Cuban and Wayne Newton. Of course it will. If we can get more screenshots like this one, christ, keep going, Mark! Last chance to keep him alive, America!

Mark Cuban Dances, Taunts, Oggles [The Sports Hernia]