Forget it, nothing will wipe this from your mind ...
• MLB: American League Championship Series, Game 3, Boston at Cleveland [Fox]; National League Championship Series, Game 4, Arizona at Colorado [TBS]. Man, is Jesus going to be peeved when the Diamondbacks come back and win this thing.
• NFL: N.Y. Giants at Atlanta. Who were the ad wizards who came up with this one? [ESPN]
• NHL: Toronto at Buffalo. Is it so wrong to admire a guy named Jocelyn? [Versus]