What to watch as Cindy takes out the entire Brady family with a machete while they sleep ...
• Boxing: Welterweights, Alfonso Gomez vs. Ben Tackie, at Carson, Calif. I opened a can of Whoopass, but it spilled all over the linoleum. [ESPN]
• MLB: American League Championship Series, Game 4, Boston at Cleveland. Usually a day in Cleveland would be a thing to avoid. [Fox]
• NHL: Atlanta at Philadelphia. Ladies and gentlemen, your first-place Philadelphia Flyers! Hey, who threw that rock? [Versus]