What to watch while trying to decide if the suckatorium is a brothel, or another name for Fenway Park ...
• Golf: PGA of America, Grand Slam of Golf, final round, at Tucker's Town, Bermuda. I'll be at the cabana bar. [TNT]
• NBA: Preseason, Cleveland vs. Orlando, at Shanghai. I'll be in the pirate section. [ESPN2]
• FrankTV: Hey, where did everybody go? We're still on for Nov. 20, right? Hello? [TBS]