What to watch as you receive a visit from Condom Man...
8 p.m.: MLB: ALCS Game 7, Cleveland Indians at Boston Red Sox. [Fox]
8 p.m.: NCAA Football: Southern Miss at Marshall. We. Are. Disinterested. [ESPN]
8:15 p.m.: NFL: Pittsburgh Steelers at Denver Broncos. Look for Mike Shanahan to call a timeout right before Jeff Reed's opening touchback, nullifying it. [NBC]