What to watch while locking yourself in your bathroom, reading the minutes from last week's Porn Club meeting...
7 p.m. — Drag Racing: NHRA Auto Club of Southern California finals, Pomona, California. Ahh! which way do I turn? Which way do I turn? [ESPN2]
8 p.m. — NCAA Football: SMU at Houston. Phil Bennett, you're fired. Now, couldya pretty please stick around and coach the Mustangs for the rest of the season? [ESPN]
8:15 p.m. — NFL: Dallas Cowboys at Philadelphia Eagles. All week everyone's been talking about Terrell Owens returning to Philad... wha?? [NBC]