Sticking with the Big Ten theme this morning, we'd like to note that new Michigan State football coach Mark Dantonio seems as unhinged as the infamous John L. Smith.

Apparently, Dantonio has built his entire team's foundation and reason for living on beating Michigan, which didn't turn out well with that tough loss last week. So now he's going all Samurai, giving out ultra-intense, ominous messages about "this isn't over" and "the pride comes before the fall." Football coaches are scary sometimes.

The Second Coming Of John L. Smith [The Wizard Of Odds]