What to watch after you are grounded for 15 years ...
• College football: Louisville at West Virginia. Fear the cardinal. Its pecking could break the skin and give you a very bad infection. [ESPN]
• NBA: Detroit at Chicago; Dallas at Golden State. Mavericks at Warriors. That somehow rings a bell ... [TNT]
• Soccer: MLS, playoffs, Eastern Conference final, Chicago at New England. Please God, not another Boston championship ... [ESPN2]