Of all the European soccer promotions ever seen, this is by far the most interesting. By which I mean, you may have my eyes now. I have a donor card, so please make sure they go to a worthy recipient, like an NBA ref.

102-year-old pensioner Nora Hardwick poses topless and becomes one of the oldest women ever to appear in a nude calendar. The former councillor, from Lincolnshire, became Miss November to raise cash for her local football team, Ancaster Athletic.

Wait'll you see Miss December.

Granny, 102, In Nude Calendar [The Sun]