• Nick Saban is a student of history.
• It's funny when sideline reporters are dropped on their head.
• The Celtics aren't going undefeated.
Zoooooook.
• Isiah somehow survived the week.
• Thanksgiving is not that important to Ron Mexico.
• We will miss Kaz Tadano.
Frank TV is here! (Briefly.)
• We will go back and read this every Thanksgiving, from now on.
• Digger, thespian.

OK, that's it for us. J.E. Skeets is your editor this weekend. Hope you enjoyed your Thanksgiving, and we're sorry you had to work today. See you Monday.