Determined to ruin a good thing, the Boston Globe somehow decided that the Patriots need a theme song. The easy way to do this would be to search through Tom Brady's iTunes folder until something clicks (Huey Lewis and the News!), but no, the Globe is putting it up to a vote. Poems, slogans and Christmas carols are also eligible, by the way.
As expected, the Globe message board has snapped into action, and here are some commenter suggestions so far:
• We Will Rock You.
• Nobody Does It Better by Carly Simon.
• "How about some Local H?"
• Another One Bites the Dust by Queen.
And then there is this bit of prose, which the author must have labored over for weeks.
This will not end well.
This Team Needs A Theme [Boston Globe]