What to watch while making the world's longest lanyard ...
• NBA: Boston at Miami; Los Angeles Lakers at Utah. Everybody was Shaq Fu fighting ... [ESPN]
• College football: Fresno State at New Mexico State. Bulldogs vs. Aggies. Um, what's an Aggie again? [ESPN2]
• Motor sports: NASCAR Nextel Cup Awards Show, New York. And now please welcome your host, Carrot Top. [ESPN Classic]