What to watch while... *smoosh*...
• 7:45 p.m. — NCAA Football: Pittsburgh at West Virginia. I can't imagine any disturbances occurring in Morgantown after the game, regardless of the outcome. [ESPN]
• 8:00 p.m. — NCAA Football: Big XII Champeenship, Missouri vs. Oklahoma. It's mullet vs. saucepan. Who ya got? [ABC]
• 8:30 p.m. — NBA: Charlotte Bobcats at Chicago Bulls. Ensure the scoreboard keepers are fully-equipped with energy drinks. Someone might score upwards of 80 points in this one. [WGN]