On January 11, 2008, you're likely to still be recovering from Dennis Kucinich's stunning wins in Iowa and New Hampshire on his way to become the 44th President of the United States. So there's not much better way to clear your cluttered mind than to attend the Mike and Mike Celebrity Roast.

Yes, your favorite morning mismatched couple is going to be "roasted" by some of the most revolutionary comedic minds our rotating orb has to offer. They include:

Nick Bakay

Charlie Weis

Dick Vitale

Denis Leary

Frank Caliendo

OK, first off: Denis? Whaddya doin', man? Does "Rescue Me" need that much publicity? If there's a Golic joke that isn't about Roid Rage, we're going to be extremely disappointed.


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