This is Jim Rackley, head football coach at Texas' Converse Judson High School. They take football awfully seriously in Texas, but you knew this. But you had no idea.
Somewhere, Erin Andrews, Bonnie Bernstein and Suzy Kolber are watching this, and they're remembering the early days, back before their cushy current gigs, back when they had to interview people who weren't used to being on television and, in fact, thought they were still in the locker room. You had no idea how dangerous sideline reporting could be, did you?