OK, so we're sorry you were stuck at work all day today: Obviously, we feel your pain. But regardless, it's time to go home now and get Santa drunk.
If you're into the whole Christmas thing — and hey, free shit, why wouldn't you be? — we hope you have a pleasant Christmas evening. If you're Jewish, we hope you enjoy the matinee of Sweeney Todd at noon tomorrow. A bit of warning: It's a musical! The ads aren't clear on that.
Anyway, we'll be back Wednesday morning; our Christmas vacation consists of one day. Hambug! All safety and happiness to you and yours, and we hope you got the Cabbage Patch Kid you wanted.
Until Wednesday, just enjoy these Christmas sweaters.