What you missed while tracking tiny infant Jesus via satellite ...
• NBA: And up on the rim there arose such a clatter, I awoke from my coma to see what was the matter. Lakers 122, Suns 115.
Brett Favre wins USSA Male Athlete of the Year, narrowly beating Tom Brady and Nightmare Ant ...
• Horse racing: Horse lovers are saddened today at the death of trainer Dale Baird; but not too saddened, because it's not like he was an actual horse or anything ...