What to watch as you pipe in fake crowd noise to your living room ...
• College football: BCS National Championship game, LSU vs. Ohio State, at New Orleans (8:15 p.m., ET). If only the bowl season could last forever. [Fox]
• College basketball: Alabama State at Jackson State (8:30 p.m.) Do not taunt the Hornets. [ESPNU]
• NBA: San Antonio at Golden State (10:30 p.m., ET). Meet me at the south end concession stand at halftime for a free beverage of your choice. I'll be wearing a "Ralph Wiggum '08" hat. [NBATV, FSN Bay Area]