Hey, it's everybody's favorite time of the day: Sifting out more info about the release of the book!. Don't worry; we're not going too far over the top. We're actually looking for help from you this time. We're gonna organize the book tour.

As anyone who has ever attended one of our Pants Parties meetups before, these events can get drunken and out of control, quite easily. We see no reason the book tour should be any different. In fact, we're hoping each of the stops among the book tour becomes its own pants party. Therefore, we're looking for a local at each tour stop to help organize ... well, help organize the afterparty. Because there has to be an afterparty, right? What's the point otherwise? We will be very nice to this person, and not only will they get a free book, we will massage their temples, so as to release tension.


So. Here's the whole book tour schedule, along with whether or not we're looking for someone to take the proverbial bull by its proverbial horns.

Wednesday, January 30, 2008

07:00 PM


6428 S McClintock Drive Tempe, AZ 85283

This one's right in the middle of Super Bowl week, at an incredibly outstanding bookstore, so the whole week is an afterparty. So we're covered here.


Tuesday, February 05, 2008

07:00 PM


8818 Sunset Blvd. Los Angeles, CA 90069

This is actually the big Super Tuesday — or "Tsunami Tuesday," as some people are calling it, for some reason — so we're looking for someone to find a bar that will show election results afterwards. Email us if you want to take charge.

Wednesday, February 06, 2008

07:30 PM


1344 Park ST Alameda, CA 94501

Yes. We're vaguely aware that having a reading in Alamada on a San Francisco stop is kind of like having an NYC reading in Bayonne, N.J. Regardless. If you organize something here, you can meet our sister. Email us if you want to take charge.

Friday, February 08, 2008

07:00 PM


4326 University Way, NE Seattle, WA 98105

We're getting a flight at 6 a.m. the next morning ... but that's not gonna stop us. Email us if you want to take charge.


Monday, February 11, 2008

07:30 PM

BORDERS #495/Event & Booksigning

1500 16th ST STE D Oak Brook, IL 60523

Chi-town, baby! Well, the suburbs, anyway. Email us if you want to take charge and find a kicking Applebee's or something.

Tuesday, February 12, 2008

04:00 PM

ILLINI UNION BOOKSTORE/University of Illinois

809 S Wright Street Champaign, IL 61820

We're covered here: We definitely know where to drink in Champaign.

Thursday, February 14, 2008

07:00 PM


320 Mid-Rivers Center Drive St. Peters, MO 63376


Hey, you can almost see the Arch from here! Not really! Email us if you want to take charge. (We assume, since this is Valentine's Day, that you are single.)

Saturday, February 16, 2008

01:00 PM


700 East Broadway Mattoon, IL 61938

We're covered here: The mall has an awesome place to get popcorn.

Tuesday, February 19, 2008

07:00 PM


Boston University #480 660 Beacon ST Boston, MA 02215


Of all the cities on the East Coast, we know the fewest in Boston. So let's rip this place up, chowdah style. Whatever that means. Email us if you want to take charge.

Wednesday, February 20, 2008

07:00 PM


UPENN Bookstore 3601 Walnut ST Philadelphia, PA 19104

We're gonna make sure Daulerio sets something up for us here. And then we're gonna set something on fire.


Thursday, February 21, 2008

07:00 PM

BARNES & NOBLE/Georgetown

3040 M ST NW Washington, DC 20007

The sports blogging capital of the world! Email us if you want to take charge.

Monday, February 25, 2008

07:00 PM


270 Greenwich ST New York, NY 10007

We live here. We'll just be happy to home.

Tuesday, February 26, 2008

07:00 PM


163 Court St. Brooklyn, NY 11201


We live just a few blocks away. So we can probably find the one place in the neighborhood that still takes our checks.

But yes. Book tours are fun. Let's Pants Party this "mo" "fo" up.