You might have seen these by now, but in case you haven't ... here's proof that the Utah Jazz are destined to have goofy parties whenever Andrei Kirilenko hosts them.

And yes: The Kirilenko now has his freebie jokes are inevitable, and absolutely justified.

Your New Years Eve Was Completely Different [Basketball John]

Kirilenko's Wife Lets Him Sleep With Other Women; Other Women Say, "Uh, Thanks, But No Thanks" [Deadspin]