The email hit our inbox with the equivalent of a Drudge Siren: LEBRON JAMES SPEEDING ARREST ... DASH CAM VIDEO! SEE VIDEO HERE! So we watched it.

Ah, TMZ: Obtaining hypnotically banal, incomprehensible videos since early 2006. Is that LeBron's car? Sure! Of course! Totally! Or something!

The Only Thing That Can Stop LeBron [TMZ]